Febbendin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able hamster.

Febbendin created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Febbendin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Febbendin, she will turn you into a worm.

Febbendin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Febbendin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Hide if three snakes approach from the west.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Febbendin on top of all buildings.

5. Do not kill great tits.