Ortfobbomgon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, wise dog.

Ortfobbomgon created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortfobbomgon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ortfobbomgon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ortfobbomgon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ortfobbomgon's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.