Konfumsid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty crow.

Konfumsid created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Konfumsid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Konfumsid, he will turn you into a goat.

Konfumsid's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Konfumsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Konfumsid.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never wear fawn boots.