Gatbidcendot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, clever crow.

Gatbidcendot created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatbidcendot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gatbidcendot, she will be very unhappy.

Gatbidcendot's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gatbidcendot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Hide if five geese approach from the south.

5. Always wear orange.