Begrigflan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying clam.

Begrigflan created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begrigflan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Begrigflan, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Begrigflan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Begrigflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Begrigflan.

5. Always take life seriously.