Hatbogten is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, moody hippopotamus.

Hatbogten created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatbogten, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hatbogten, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hatbogten's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hatbogten's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Hatbogten in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect eight silver sculptures of Hatbogten on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.