Dissloplag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable spider.

Dissloplag created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissloplag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissloplag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dissloplag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dissloplag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Always act with purity when addressing children.

3. You must pray to Dissloplag three times a day.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Never think about special relativity.