Dimpintik is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, generous sheep.

Dimpintik created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dimpintik, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dimpintik, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dimpintik's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dimpintik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help mites.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Do not covet oxen.