Tipcedart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, clever goat.

Tipcedart created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipcedart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tipcedart, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Tipcedart's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tipcedart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tipcedart on top of all buildings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tipcedart.

5. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the south.