Negsasbid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient clam.

Negsasbid created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negsasbid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Negsasbid, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Negsasbid's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Negsasbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Negsasbid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.