Gabdabnar Narhatjab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, conceited pigeon.

Gabdabnar Narhatjab created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabdabnar Narhatjab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gabdabnar Narhatjab, he will turn you into a duck.

Gabdabnar Narhatjab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gabdabnar Narhatjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Run away from purple mites, for they are unholy.

5. Learn three new languages a year.