Afkantik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional goose.

Afkantik created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afkantik, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Afkantik, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Afkantik's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Afkantik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to birds while wearing purple dresses.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Afkantik loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to music.