Taldudflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever dingo.

Taldudflag created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Taldudflag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Taldudflag, he will turn you into a puffin.

Taldudflag's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Taldudflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never eat melons on fasting days.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Taldudflag.