Gubcan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful mongoose.

Gubcan created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubcan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gubcan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gubcan's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gubcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Gubcan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed carrots to frogs while wearing shoes.