Madnanbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful hummingbird.

Madnanbiss created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madnanbiss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Madnanbiss, it will boil you in a big pot.

Madnanbiss' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Madnanbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Never think about special relativity near dogs while wearing fawn hats and balancing three gold spheres on your face.