Lapnanyim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical pigeon.

Lapnanyim created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lapnanyim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lapnanyim, she will turn you into a sheep.

Lapnanyim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Lapnanyim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never mention doves.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Put Lapnanyim first in all things.

5. Do not covet oxen.