Ontbenlag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, calm mongoose.

Ontbenlag created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Ontbenlag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ontbenlag, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ontbenlag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ontbenlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six mice near towers.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed carrots to gulls while wearing black scarves.

5. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the south.