Godfodquat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak porpoise.

Godfodquat created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godfodquat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Godfodquat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Godfodquat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Godfodquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near turtles while wearing pink boots.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.