Fosslenlam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous parrot.

Fosslenlam created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosslenlam, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fosslenlam, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fosslenlam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fosslenlam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not take Fosslenlam's name in vain.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.