Karbigmad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-powerful elephant.

Karbigmad created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Karbigmad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Karbigmad, he will remove you from existence.

Karbigmad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Karbigmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick voles.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near goats while wearing pink stockings and balancing five platinum spheres on your back.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never wear yellow hats.