Tigbifdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fussy hamster.

Tigbifdiss created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigbifdiss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tigbifdiss, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tigbifdiss' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tigbifdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during winter.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.