Gutdamrill is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful fly.

Gutdamrill created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutdamrill, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gutdamrill, she will turn you into a frog.

Gutdamrill's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gutdamrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow snakes to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not prepare beans while filled with fear.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.