Dababkom is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, caring frog.

Dababkom created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dababkom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dababkom, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dababkom's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dababkom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never think about gravity near eagles while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing nine silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.