Baflansaw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest beaver.

Baflansaw created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Baflansaw, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Baflansaw, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Baflansaw's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Baflansaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.