Flabnellmut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous fox.

Flabnellmut created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabnellmut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flabnellmut, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Flabnellmut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Flabnellmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to snails while wearing cyan trousers.

2. You must love Flabnellmut.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Do not laugh in public.