Bogrildog is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering
meerkat.
Bogrildog created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bogrildog, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Bogrildog, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Bogrildog's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Bogrildog's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Hide if four moths approach from the north.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never write about moons.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.