Faggeptofsog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil porpoise.

Faggeptofsog created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Faggeptofsog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Faggeptofsog, he will destroy your favourite star.

Faggeptofsog's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Faggeptofsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away if seven cats approach from the south.

5. Do not stand on grass.