Febrathom Xuckhunhom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fast squirrel.

Febrathom Xuckhunhom created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febrathom Xuckhunhom, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Febrathom Xuckhunhom, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Febrathom Xuckhunhom's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Febrathom Xuckhunhom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never feed spinach to sheep while wearing rings.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Hide if eight manatees approach from the south.