Satdotmab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, thoughtless jackal.

Satdotmab created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Satdotmab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Satdotmab, it will turn you into a frog.

Satdotmab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Satdotmab's Holy Commandments

1. Satdotmab loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.