Metmifpon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthinking fish.

Metmifpon created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metmifpon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Metmifpon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Metmifpon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Metmifpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing west.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.