Himhashat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, omniscient gnu.

Himhashat created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Himhashat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Himhashat, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Himhashat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Himhashat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Put Himhashat first in all things.