Appgebbif Fobmobsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident fairy.

Appgebbif Fobmobsaw created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appgebbif Fobmobsaw, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Appgebbif Fobmobsaw, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Appgebbif Fobmobsaw's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Appgebbif Fobmobsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never sprint in holy places.