Mitdagcem is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak camel.

Mitdagcem created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mitdagcem, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mitdagcem, he will turn you into a mouse.

Mitdagcem's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mitdagcem's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not take Mitdagcem's name in vain.

3. You must pray to Mitdagcem seven times a day.

4. Never feed onions to hamsters while wearing stockings.

5. Never paint your neck red.