Butbastjop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring jackal.

Butbastjop created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butbastjop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Butbastjop, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Butbastjop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Butbastjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Never bounce in the presence of tortoises.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never feed bread to birds while wearing scarves.