Kikcedcad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring warg.

Kikcedcad created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikcedcad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kikcedcad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kikcedcad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kikcedcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to rats while wearing skirts.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Kikcedcad in the centre of the settlement.