Davjamrawpid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless pig.

Davjamrawpid created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Davjamrawpid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Davjamrawpid, she will send minions to preach to you.

Davjamrawpid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Davjamrawpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near swans while wearing mauve trousers.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not take Davjamrawpid's name in vain.