Hencisslat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental turtle.

Hencisslat created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hencisslat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hencisslat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hencisslat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hencisslat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.