Hapcepsak Matpagvonk Cet is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited centipede.

Hapcepsak Matpagvonk Cet created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hapcepsak Matpagvonk Cet, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hapcepsak Matpagvonk Cet, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hapcepsak Matpagvonk Cet's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hapcepsak Matpagvonk Cet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hapcepsak Matpagvonk Cet.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.