Farnrennurl is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong squid.

Farnrennurl created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnrennurl, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Farnrennurl, it will turn you into a sheep.

Farnrennurl's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Farnrennurl's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Farnrennurl.

2. Farnrennurl loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.