Hudtadhas is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful seal.

Hudtadhas created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtadhas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hudtadhas, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hudtadhas' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hudtadhas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Hudtadhas on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Never feed corn to rats while wearing violet stockings.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Never pour water over plants.