Genbapnurrot Kinwegwapbessquartnatdutbest is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent hyena.

Genbapnurrot Kinwegwapbessquartnatdutbest created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Genbapnurrot Kinwegwapbessquartnatdutbest, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Genbapnurrot Kinwegwapbessquartnatdutbest, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Genbapnurrot Kinwegwapbessquartnatdutbest's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Genbapnurrot Kinwegwapbessquartnatdutbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near nematodes while wearing pink shirts and balancing three carbon spheres on your feet.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Always obey Genbapnurrot Kinwegwapbessquartnatdutbest's priests.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.