Goddingam Jatnatrag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, generous dove.

Goddingam Jatnatrag created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Goddingam Jatnatrag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Goddingam Jatnatrag, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Goddingam Jatnatrag's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Goddingam Jatnatrag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about black holes.