Weetarcar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional sheep.

Weetarcar created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weetarcar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weetarcar, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Weetarcar's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Weetarcar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green badgers for they are unholy.

2. Never handle titanium while unclean.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weetarcar.

4. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.