Sagrillfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, dishonest crane.

Sagrillfig created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagrillfig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sagrillfig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sagrillfig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sagrillfig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never mix corn with blood.