Flambignur is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident jellyfish.

Flambignur created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flambignur, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flambignur, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flambignur's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Flambignur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Flambignur must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always act with obedience.