Xinwigwonwipminbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking dragonfly.

Xinwigwonwipminbid created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xinwigwonwipminbid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xinwigwonwipminbid, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Xinwigwonwipminbid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Xinwigwonwipminbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the west.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not covet oxen.