Nanhadflatzimtail is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, emotional squirrel.

Nanhadflatzimtail created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nanhadflatzimtail, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanhadflatzimtail, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nanhadflatzimtail's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nanhadflatzimtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never allow rats to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.