Jigkomdib is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful alligator.

Jigkomdib created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigkomdib, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jigkomdib, she will turn you into a hamster.

Jigkomdib's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Jigkomdib's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about dark matter.