Mobwitdit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable spider.

Mobwitdit created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobwitdit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mobwitdit, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mobwitdit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mobwitdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.