Paslimcam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, blissful fairy.

Paslimcam created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paslimcam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Paslimcam, it will boil you in a big pot.

Paslimcam's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Paslimcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.