Pid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable crab.

Pid created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pid, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Pid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near shrews.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never talk about comets.