Baptignel is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, sapient sheep.

Baptignel created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baptignel, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Baptignel, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Baptignel's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Baptignel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Never wear green boots.