Satkadcunboggigsog Metboptensidraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, blissful squirrel.

Satkadcunboggigsog Metboptensidraw created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Satkadcunboggigsog Metboptensidraw, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Satkadcunboggigsog Metboptensidraw, he will boil you in a big pot.

Satkadcunboggigsog Metboptensidraw's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Satkadcunboggigsog Metboptensidraw's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Satkadcunboggigsog Metboptensidraw.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near horses while wearing red shirts.