Getquatmum is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful dragon.

Getquatmum created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Getquatmum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Getquatmum, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Getquatmum's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Getquatmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face red.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.