Beddanrow Fumwontun Bafhadzag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty narwhal.

Beddanrow Fumwontun Bafhadzag created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Beddanrow Fumwontun Bafhadzag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Beddanrow Fumwontun Bafhadzag, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Beddanrow Fumwontun Bafhadzag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Beddanrow Fumwontun Bafhadzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Beddanrow Fumwontun Bafhadzag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Run away if three dogs approach from the north.