Armnigtad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid mouse.

Armnigtad created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Armnigtad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armnigtad, it will be very unhappy.

Armnigtad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Armnigtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to rats while wearing yellow stockings.

2. Do not keep eight mites in a large pit.

3. Run away from fawn sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about comets.