Veenfotquagkadquagmapmap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless octopus.

Veenfotquagkadquagmapmap created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Veenfotquagkadquagmapmap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veenfotquagkadquagmapmap, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Veenfotquagkadquagmapmap's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Veenfotquagkadquagmapmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Do not kill foxes.