Arnzigtag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unselfish fairy.

Arnzigtag created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnzigtag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnzigtag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Arnzigtag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Arnzigtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not name children after nematodes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about nebulae.