Hapyogsin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring toad.

Hapyogsin created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hapyogsin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hapyogsin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hapyogsin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hapyogsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never paint your hands red.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.