Nibartgod is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awesome faun.

Nibartgod created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibartgod, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nibartgod, he will strike you with lightening.

Nibartgod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nibartgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Nibartgod loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Never gather nine whales near bridges.

5. Run away if six birds approach from the south.