Pombosscapfot is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, wise yak.

Pombosscapfot created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombosscapfot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pombosscapfot, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pombosscapfot's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Pombosscapfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Pombosscapfot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not chop down trees.