Yattbid is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving
lobster.
Yattbid created the world five million years ago.
If you believe in
Yattbid, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Yattbid, she will turn you into a mole.
Yattbid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Yattbid's Holy Commandments1. Always wear cyan.
2. Never leap near pigs.
3. Hide from mauve sharks for they are unholy.
4. Heed all visions.
5. Do not kill capybaras.