Mabmobbumbarntontal is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage crane.

Mabmobbumbarntontal created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabmobbumbarntontal, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabmobbumbarntontal, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mabmobbumbarntontal's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Mabmobbumbarntontal's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Never talk about fire.